I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something more info out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe this just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?